Tuesday, December 22, 2009

My longest and funniest Poll-Survey Yet :) Grannys on a rant?

What's your nickname(s)


what's your goal for the rest of 2008


last wedding you attended


most hated food ?


On what last occasion,did you get gift ?


Can you tango ?


Arnold Palmer or Ice Tea


Dessert you CAN'T live without


Can you roll your tongue


Bow-wow Or Chris brown


Miley Or Britt Britt


Rhianna Or Selena Gomez ?


Nick Jonas Or Justin timberlake ?


How long was your last relationship ?


Do you sleep with stuffed animals?


Do you think the aviator below you is a Hottie ?


Are You voting this year ?


Should Carrot Top run for V.P ?





** Thank you, and good eeeeeevening **My longest and funniest Poll-Survey Yet :) Grannys on a rant?
What's your nickname(s)- Rosie, Anna Rose


what's your goal for the rest of 2008- Get all As


last wedding you attended- 3rd grade


most hated food ?- Soup


On what last occasion,did you get gift ?- Birthday


Can you tango ?- YES


Arnold Palmer or Ice Tea- Arnold Palmer of course


Dessert you CAN'T live without- CAKE


Can you roll your tongue- Yeah I can


Bow-wow Or Chris brown- Bow-Wow!!! What ever happened to him?


Miley Or Britt Britt- Brittany, I can stand Miley


Rhianna Or Selena Gomez ?- Rhianna, she has more talent


Nick Jonas Or Justin timberlake ?- JT, grew up on N*Sync


How long was your last relationship ?- Wasn't one


Do you sleep with stuffed animals?- Used to


Do you think the aviator below you is a Hottie ?-Edit


Are You voting this year ?- 14, so no


Should Carrot Top run for V.P - I was think Donald Duck, but sure why notMy longest and funniest Poll-Survey Yet :) Grannys on a rant?
What's your nickname(s) - Pujols, but my friend likes to pronouce it Poo-Holes


what's your goal for the rest of 2008 - To continue to do well in college


last wedding you attended - a friends about a month ago


most hated food ? - onions


On what last occasion,did you get gift ? - my birthday


Can you tango ? - no


Arnold Palmer or Ice Tea - neither


Dessert you CAN'T live without - ice cream


Can you roll your tongue - yes


Bow-wow Or Chris brown - neither


Miley Or Britt Britt - neither


Rhianna Or Selena Gomez ? - neither


Nick Jonas Or Justin timberlake ? - neither


How long was your last relationship ? - not that long, I've been to busy and focused lately


Do you sleep with stuffed animals? - no


Do you think the aviator below you is a Hottie ? - idk


Are You voting this year ? - yes, for Obama


Should Carrot Top run for V.P ? - sure, why not, he can't be any worse that the f*ck-up we have in office.



What's your nickname(s) Rainbow Brite


what's your goal for the rest of 2008: stay alive


last wedding you attended? mine. 07-07-07


most hated food ? cottage cheese makes me sick.


On what last occasion,did you get gift ? our anniversary


Can you tango ? no


Arnold Palmer or Ice Tea: Ice T


Dessert you CAN'T live without: Rocky Road Ice Cream


Can you roll your tongue? when im not wearing my tongue ring...


Bow-wow Or Chris brown: chris brown


Miley Or Britt Britt:No


Rhianna Or Selena Gomez ? Rhianna


Nick Jonas Or Justin timberlake ? Justin Timberlake


How long was your last relationship ? still goin strong. 2 1/2 yrs


Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no


Do you think the aviator below you is a Hottie ? no


Are You voting this year ? no


Should Carrot Top run for V.P ? NO
toto


enjoying it!


aunts-6 yrs old


ribs(they remind me of animals)


today, my mommy loves me:)


no, i cant dance


Ice tea


tootsie rolls


mhm


chris brown


Brit-shes like to party


Rhianna


Justin


5 months


nope


idk


i am 1 yr away from being able to-i have to wait till next election


No hes a little *****
rose, rosie, etc


to get good grades in school n make varsity tennis


a few years ago going 2 one next month


lettuce n tomatoes n basil


my birthday hehe lol


noo idthinkk so


icetea


CAKEE


yess


chris brown


britt britt


rihanna


justin timberlake


3 weeks


yess


editt


noo i can't lol


idk n idc
Dont got one


Pass school? loose weight?


My sisters


Ewwww yucky tamales


when my bro was having surgery in salt lake and my sis came form florida and gave me a present


Never tried


Um idk


Chocolate of course


Yes


? idk


idk


eww


ewwww


never been not single


someimtes


edit


no


idk
I don't have one


To save as much money as I can


My cousin's last year


Seafood


My birthday


Yes


Iced Tea


Cookies


No


Neither


Britney


Neither


Justin


Not very long


No


...


No


Sure
What's your nickname(s)?-


- pudge, pinkett. 5'9,sunshine, and ';the other one';


what's your goal for the rest of 2008?


-get a job and a car and start applying for colleges and for scholarships


last wedding you attended?


-it was when i was like 4


most hated food ?


- olives


On what last occasion,did you get gift ?


- my birthday


Can you tango ?


-nope


Arnold Palmer or Ice Tea?


-iced tea


Dessert you CAN'T live without?


-ice cream


Can you roll your tongue?


-yup


Bow-wow Or Chris brown?


- chris brown


Miley Or Britt Britt?


-miley..i like her music but not her


Rhianna Or Selena Gomez ?


-rihanna


Nick Jonas Or Justin timberlake ?


- justin timberlake


How long was your last relationship?


-never been in one..so sad..not really..lol


Do you sleep with stuffed animals?


-nope


Do you think the aviator below you is a Hottie ?


-nope


Are You voting this year ?


-not old enough..looking forward to it though


Should Carrot Top run for V.P ?


-no..who would want that?

Funniest Coaching Rant???

Which professional football coach has had the funniest interviews or saying?Funniest Coaching Rant???
Jim Mora's ';PLAYOFFS?';Funniest Coaching Rant???
Dennis Green hands down.





THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!





IF YOU WANNA CROWN EM, THEN WE'LL CROWN THEIR ASSES!!!





hilarious
The Jim Mora ';Playoffs?'; rant was a pretty funny one.





However the funniest one was by Sam Wyche when he was coaching the Bengals. A bunch of fans were throwing stuff on the field and the game had to be stopped. Wyche got on a microphone to the P.A. system and told the people to stop, saying something like ';You don't live in Cleveland!';
OMG, the best came this year








';I'm a man, I'm 40, Come after me';








That is the best EVER!!!!
Well, THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE! That's why we took the damn field! You play to win the game, and don't talk to me about PLAYOFFS! It's division one football, brother, and I don't care if I have the dumbest team ever. I've still got to shop for the groceries, especially if they want me to cook the dinner.
Denny Green





They are who they thought they where..lol
#1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51-4sJTf7鈥?/a> - John Chaney





#2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwq7BYOnD鈥?/a> - Jim Mora





#3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kamDqL-AG鈥?/a> - Hal Mcrae...awesome!





#4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rjmjejuk鈥?/a> - Avery Johnson
Arizona's after last year game vs. the Bears was pretty funny..
Dennis Green's meltdown last year after the Cardinals blew it against Chicago was a classic.





I always liked Jim Mora's ';PLAYOFFS?'; squeaker, too.
They are who we said they are! we let them off the hook ( Dennis Green)





But for all levels of football the OSU Cowboys coach


come after me, Im a man


He's a good kid
Ditto on the Mora %26amp; Green rants.





But, lest we forget the 2 who give the greatest sound bites...Bill Parcells %26amp; Herm Edwards. Especially when they were addressing the NY media! Both of them had the ';I don't give a 'f''; attitude towards the media. Priceless!
They are who we thought they were!








haha, classic.
Oklahoma State football coach ';Come after me, I'm a man, I'm 40';. I think they are going to replay that a lot. I think it's because of his voice. I know Jim Rome plays it all the time.
Mike Gundy .. from OSU.. classic.. ';so get your facts straight!';





';if your child goes down the street and someone makes fun of him because he dropped a pass in a pickup game or says hes FAT and he comes home crying to his mom.. you'll understand!';





';where are we at in society.. COME AFTER ME, IM A MAN, IM 40! ';
Now, you all will know about how old I am. I say John McKay had the best interviews when he was coaching the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during their 0-14 season. When asked after a game:'; What do you think of your teams execution?';.


He replied: ';I'm all for it.';





When coaching at USC, he was asked why his tailbacks carried the ball so often. He answered, ';Why not? The balls not heavy.';
beyond a shadow of a doubt, it was Jim Mora's ';Playoffs?'; rant.





Dennis Green's was funny, but I still don't understand what he was saying.





And honorable mention to Rick Pitino's ';Larry Bird is NOT walking through that door'; speech; as well as the clown for OK State, ';I'm a man - I'm 40 years old- Pick on me'; speech.
Well I dont wanna show my age, but Bum Phillips rants back when he was coaching the Houston Oilers are classic.





I also gotta give props to Denny Green's meltdown.





I used to get a huge chuckle watching Bill Cower spit on everyone during his sideline meltdowns.
Jim Mora Sr.





';Playoffs!';





or





Dennis Green





';They are who we thought they were!';
The tirade by Ditka towards Harbaugh after his interception on an audible is pretty good,but best was Buddy Ryan after reporters asked him if he tried to knock out Luis Zendejas after the Bounty Bowl and he said ';That guy was terrible we were trying to keep him in the game';then the reporter asked if he was going to go after him again he said';Well if SHE doesn't want to get hit SHE should run to the sidelines';I MISS BUDDY.
Plaaaay-ooooooffs!
';We went for it on fourth down because we think kicking a field goal is running up the score';





';Tom and Randy were still in the game in the fourth quarter with us up by 45 because you can never be too sure that a game is in hand';





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Heather Mills' Live TV Rant..funniest piece of TV ever?

This REALLY was funny. I thought it was brilliant! Great bit of PR from Mills. What did you think?Heather Mills' Live TV Rant..funniest piece of TV ever?
A truly horrible woman. It's all for charidee mate!!! She needs a good slapping (note to self - look directly at camera for extra effect.)Heather Mills' Live TV Rant..funniest piece of TV ever?
Smart man. most men wouldn't catch that. they see the tears and rally to her side. There crocodile tears. She's realizing now things arn't working out so great for her. Either way she will have the last laugh with all that money she's getting.





She's playing on sympathy votes now. Smart you saw past that.

What's the funniest religious rant you've ever heard?

at a church, when someone speaks tonguesWhat's the funniest religious rant you've ever heard?
i've also heard from someone a little crazy that a certain religious group thinks a mother ship is coming to get them.

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What's the funniest religious rant you've ever heard?
Which one? They're all funny. That's how soda gets wasted.
that muslims are peace lovers. lol
the christian one on ';Borat';.

For classical music lovers. This Pachebel rant. What do you think? Is this funny or is it me?

My daughter was in a group and my favorite performance was when they played Pachelbel's Canon in D by Johann Pachebel. I was watching ';Last Comic Standing'; and none of them I felt were as funny as this guy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7Q鈥?/a> For classical music lovers. This Pachebel rant. What do you think? Is this funny or is it me?
Yes, Rob Paravonian's 'Pachelbel Rant' is utterly hilarious, especially since I am a cellist and know the feeling of having to play Canon in D all too well.For classical music lovers. This Pachebel rant. What do you think? Is this funny or is it me?
I've reached the saturation point a long time ago on the Rant to Pachelbel's Canon. It's no longer funny.





... maybe the first three or four times, but no more.
Pachelbel's Rant is GREAT stuff - very hilarious and true all around. My theory class loved it when we closed the harmonic sequence chapter with this video in the spring.
I don't know; he was pretty funny, except the skit was overly long. And I kept wondering how anyone could constantly keep strumming with their right hand like that?





Alberich
OMG that is HILARIOUS! As a former cellist I feel his pain.

Isn't it funny how a lot of people rant about Islam on R&S, but Muslims don't rant about anything?

When was the last time you saw a ';OMG Jesus was a homosexual!'; or a ';Mary was a tramp!'; rant from a Muslim. I know I see a lot of ';Muhammed was a pedophile'; and ';Muhammed was a liar'; and stuff like that on here. Kinda shows you where you stand huh?Isn't it funny how a lot of people rant about Islam on R%26amp;S, but Muslims don't rant about anything?
This would be because most follow what the Quran says, and that includes to fight evil words with that which is better. In this case, that would be either saying nothing at all or showing that the party in question is lying. Either way, you make an excellent point. It's too bad most of these people won't listen to you and will make other claims. You know you did the right thing and are not doing anything wrong, and that's all that matters. God bless :)Isn't it funny how a lot of people rant about Islam on R%26amp;S, but Muslims don't rant about anything?
Those arent rants they're facts. Muhammad actually was a pedophile, its written in Islamic holy books:





Sahih Muslim Book 008, Number 3310:


'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) married me when I was six years old, and I was admitted to his house when I was nine years old.





Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 88


Narrated 'Ursa:


The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with 'Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death).





And Muslims do rant. They usually just copy and paste arguments from bias islamic sites.
I think the Muslims have more class than some of the people here who claim to be Christians. The Muslims honor Jesus and Mary. Why anyone who claims to be a Christian would insult Muslims or Islam is something that I don't understand. Why is it that some people have to be so nasty?





You don't make any friends when you ridicule and insult people. Try treating these people the way that you would like to be treated.
What people don't realize is that many Muslims are peaceful. The problem is that every time we turn on TV, we see another suicide bombing. People tend to see one person as representing an entire group. It's kinda like the Cold War, when every American hated the Soviets. Go figure.
Most people on here who rant, aren't Christians at all.They don't call themselves Christians.


Go back and do some research.Look at the questions,who ask them?What did they ask?


Yes in anger I have said some things,nothing that isn't truth.


But when you have people coming to America and telling us how to run our country.Then blowing it up.They burn our flag,kill our children.How soon you forget about 9/11.If they are a peaceful religion,then show us peace.If not,you keep attacking America.


Pleaseeeee,then you will see more then a rant.%26lt;%26gt;%26lt;
No, there to busy blowing themselves up.





Sorry, silly post deserves silly answers.
Well, when you know you have nothing, you cannot rant.





The person who wants you to drink poison will never tell you its poison.





Bitter medicine is hard to swallow.
do you think that calling bad names is rant....so I never did that...even then i lost my ID.





SO, who is bad here. ?
Some Muslims do rant.There are few fools from every religion on here.
i just like to ask my own people of my religion questions. but i see where you're going with this.
you can't prove that to me .
Thats how it is my friend. We respect Jesus and other religions but so many here hate Prophet Mohammad and Islam. I rarely see any posts insulting Christianity or any other religion by Muslims. But against Islam we see the nastiest things. I think they need to learn how to be tolerant.
Alhamdullilah!


Allah Hafiz
Muslims don't rant? How many times have you visitted this website? Maybe they rant LESS, but that may be because there aren't as many of them as there are other groups.
Good point, but some will cut and paste you to death.
o900, Nicole, and the rest who posted here disrespecting the greatest MAN, and PROPHET to ever live....judgement day will truly be a very very sad day for you, if you only knew what's coming your way on this path of yours, see you there ,';Kufar';. You probably don't know what that word means, it's alright....... you certainly will on that day, in the Worst way.
Yep--they just CRY AND CRY = UNFAIR!





Even after quoting them word for word out of the Q they still CRY for proof!





They are in Total DENIAL!
What do you mean they don't rant? Do phrases like ';death to americans'; not count as ranting?
They can't say those things about Jesus or Mary because they are not true. There is evidence in the Koran however about Mohammed being ........





One called me a ';******';. Don't know if he can't spell english or if he called me a doll.
that is because there isn't one credible hint of jesus being tainted in any way. Christians just find it easier to bash Muslims. It isn't right, they should love all people. But they can challenge it.
%26gt;%26gt;When was the last time you saw a ';OMG Jesus was a homosexual!'; or a ';Mary was a tramp!'; rant from a Muslim.%26lt;%26lt;





Never, but I've sure seen a lot of rants about Jews...





%26gt;%26gt;';Muhammed was a pedophile';%26lt;%26lt;





There is no getting around that. That is not a slur; it is a fact.
some people just cant accept or hear the truth...
yes but words on a computer screen will not cut off someone's head! it has become apparent that muslims ( at least the ones everyone is bashing) are too busy to be on yahoo answers
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  • BBUK9....How funny did REX look....having a rant...looking like Frank Spencer...?????

    Ooooooooooooo Betty....BBUK9....How funny did REX look....having a rant...looking like Frank Spencer...?????
    OMG didn't he just, the likeness was uncanny.





    I love the relationship between Kat and Rex, I think it is possibly the most genuine frendship in the house.BBUK9....How funny did REX look....having a rant...looking like Frank Spencer...?????
    Lol made me laugh when he got in a tantrum and threw the cup on the floor then was like ';there is boring and then there is fu*king boring';. He just cracks me up! Hehe it did look like Frank!!
    Bless him good to see him let of some steam but not in that outfit pmlrof


    OH god they are not going to eat that in a million years he should have put Mo on that task gone in sixty seconds
    no way can he and Kat eat that baguette in 30 minutes.. that's probably the hardest task..
    Looking like Frank Spencer and sounding like John Cleese !


    It was CLASSIC - REX TO WIN !
    he makes me laugh all the time! Rex to win!!! =)
    whats so bad about rex? no one likes himmmm :| hes the only ordinary guy in there!!! he isnt fake like the rest
    Yeah....lol


    It didn't suit him and it didn't ring true. He was really playing the game to stay in then.
    Hahaha:))





    It was funny.........but poor Kat's face.........she looked downtrodden.......bless!
    Lol that's who he reminds me of...good one, i think Rex is great

    Funniest Hollywood Liberal Rant of the week?

    George Clooney '; When Nobama walks into the room you just want to follow him anywhere';





    Susan Sarandon ';Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilot was a Governor';





    Matt Damon '; I have got to know if Sahra Palin thinks that dinosaurs walked the earth 4000 years ago';





    Who wins the award as the Biggest Hollywood Liberal Knuckle Head Of the Week?





    Vote Now!


    Funniest Hollywood Liberal Rant of the week?
    Looks like a 3-way tie to me! LOL!!Funniest Hollywood Liberal Rant of the week?
    Those are not great examples.





    Clooney was clearly talking about Obama's charisma. And what is wrong with being articulate and having charisma as a leader. Prior to Bush getting into office, I had thought that these were prerequisites of leadership.





    Damon is asking the reasonable question about Palin. She has made various religious statements over the years, including remarking that the Iraq war was a mission from God. And asking followers to pray for an oil pipeline she wanted. It is a legitimate question to ask if she flies in the face of all scientific fact that the Earth is a lot older than 6,000 years.





    And Sarandon made a satirical jab at Palin who was so arrogant and condescending in her acceptance speech. The concept of her attacking Obama's service, in favor of her's is laughable.





    But if these 'liberal knuckle heads' offend you so, why give them the time of day?
    So now it's not just Chris Matthews who gets a tingle up his leg when he sees Obama, George Clooney has the hots for him too. Weirdos.
    Oh boy, my vote goes to Susan Sarandon. She actually said that? The loony left is about to implode.
    I vote for the knuckle head that ask the stupid question.
    Whoopi GOldberg, If McCain wins will I be a slave
    My vote goes to you for asking the question.
    I've got to go with George Clooney....How pukey!

    Isn't it funny when people rant on here that everyone is a hater....?

    And the truth is, people probably don't give a rats behind about you.Isn't it funny when people rant on here that everyone is a hater....?
    yeah..... i get hated on all the time...... its become like a game for me now.... the more i get hated the bigger the trophy that i feel i have won.... sometimes though if i aint feelin to great i have to admit that it gets to me a little..... no man is an island and all that malarky





    live and let live i say..........Isn't it funny when people rant on here that everyone is a hater....?
    yep, some people take themselves way to seriously!
    it's hilarious
    agreed
    I thought it was funny that I had a stalker on my 360 that would come by every once and a while and read all my blog entries and call me a hater, and then tell me that I had no life
    There's nothing funny about hatred.
    kinda the people who seem like their mad bout it prob arent realy their just defneding themselves

    Sprint Rant acting funny?

    I've only had this phone about 2 months or so, it keeps shutting itself off. I'll have it in my pocket or purse, go to get it and it's off. The key guard is on so I know I didn't accidentally turn it off (besides it plays that little tune) Any ideas? Also, every once in a while it freezes, can't get into it regardless as to what buttons you push or how many times you open it..??? Finally, twice now, it shows a vm or tm icon but there is no vm or tm...I can look and look and not find one! I've turned the phone off and back on and it's still there..anyone else having problems and how did you solve it...besides smashing the dang thing??Sprint Rant acting funny?
    You're probably just going to have to get a replacement. Hope you have a warranty or insurance.

    Is it funny or sad the White House and the dem party are so preoccupied with a talk radio rant DJ?

    You would think they would have greater concerns.Is it funny or sad the White House and the dem party are so preoccupied with a talk radio rant DJ?
    It's sad and ironic. The Obama team is conducting an unprecedented campaign to marginalize Limbaugh, and by extension, the entire Republican party by labeling him its leader. The funny thing to me is to see how quickly the YA liberals took up the chant. These are people who regularly disparage Republicans as mindless minions of Rush Limbaugh, capable only of repeating his rants. And yet they all flock here to parrot the latest Democrat talking points about Limbaugh being the ';leader'; of the Republican party.Is it funny or sad the White House and the dem party are so preoccupied with a talk radio rant DJ?
    It's sad and, I suppose, scary. If Comrade General Secretary Obama gets his panties in a bunch over a couple of private citizens voicing their opinions, I wouldn't be surprised if he would use the power of his office to sic government agencies on said private citizens and other private citizens who push back at his socialist agenda. Like me for example.
    In typical liberal fashion it's very revealing about the weakness of their argument that not one of the people answering this question could think of one specific thing to say in criticism of Limbaugh. They can't point to anything he's said that is actually wrong. As one of the Watergate burglars said, ';In a battle of wits, they are unarmed.';
    That's because he's your demigod. By their own admission, he's the voice of the GOP. Of course they should be concerned with things he has to say.


    If he was nothing more to the GOP than a ';talk radio rant DJ', then why do they scream and cheer and grovel at his feet they way they do?
    No its quite ingenuous the way someone is getting played like a fiddle.





    Did Rush attack a Democrat or a Republican.


    Was that person a conservative that supports American unity?





    Looks like Rush is suiciding the neocons to protect his celeberty status.


    I guess we can all see what is more important to Rush Limbaugh, and it isn't America.
    I think it is a great divide and conquer strategy now that Steele has abdicated his throne to Rush Limbaugh.





    It has everyone focused on the mismangement of the GOP and not on the bumbling of the economy in the White House.
    I don't see how the white house is preoccupied with it. The only thing I see on the news about the white house and president are things that have to do with the economy. I think it's sad that you're using your time to make false claims about people.
    I agree that control over the media (and the intelligencia) is step one to taking control.





    This Limbaugh thing was started by Rahm Emanuel. It is a smoke screen.





    Nothing else. It takes up the time we need to talk about real stuff.
    No more preoccupied than a carpenter is with his hammer. They're using him rather effectively against the republican party right now- which sort of makes Rush Limbaugh a tool, at least in a more literal sense than before.
    I think it is very sad that the white house loses focus on priorities and


    buys in to the mediatric opinion of a man who has an addictive personality and is quite frankly lost his own priorities.
    Rush the fearless leader of the republican party


    and his sidekicks Beck, Hannity and Bill'o





    wow the republican party is a joke
    All it is, is smoke and mirrors. They just don't want the American people to focus on real issues. That way it's easier to push through things that hinder the American people, but help the politicians (pocket books).
    The republicans are preoccupied with Oxyrush. That's why they made him their leader. It's funny to answer your question, to see how stupid the republican party really is.
    i think its funny that folks think people are actually giving rush any more attention just because he's been speaking at a few conferences....just wishful thinking by folks who are clearly out of touch.
    No, what I think is funny (and sad) is how Republican leadership can't even speak their mind without having to lick *** after the fact.
    You are the one bringing it up, i dont really remember seeing any questions posted by a member of democtratic party about it....





    busted!
    The first and most important thing any dictatorship does during a take-over, is control of the media.


    And Rush is the Conservative Media.
    Not as funny as the fact that he is the leader of the Republican party.
    You mean the very fat and racist Rush Limbaugh.





    He is the face of the Republican Party.
    The media is preoccupied with it. Rahm Emmanuel said one phrase about it. They have run with it. That's all.
    Gotta divert attention, my friend. They're trying to prop Rush up as the leader of the right. It'll work for the simple-minded who are easily swayed.
    its just to keep the base foaming... instead of asking why do they need another $410 Billion in earmarks.....





    Rining in the sheep
    It's funny that you are so sad and continue to spread untruths.
    Its pretty sad. Rush is liking the extra attention.
    I find it more sad that so many people take that whack job seriously.
    Its just something else in the news.


    That does not preoccupied make.
    Its a sad sort of funny. Like watching someone trip in an Olympic run.





    ';Hahahaha... awww, that broke his dream.';
    They don't have time to read the Stimulus package but have time to trash republicans even though they are getting what they want anyway.They are dumb!


    There was a democratic congressman on TV the other day- he said congress people were adding things to the bill in the middle of the night they did not know were in it. DAH- they must have known it was in it if they know it was added in the middle of the night!!! SO PUNISH WHO WROTE THOSE AND ADDED THEM DUMBOS!
    Absolutely Hysterical.





    Slykitty, Rahm Emmanuel is not the only person to say anything, Its been a few weeks but President Obama has told congress to stop listening to Rush. They are Obsessed with the man.








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    It proves what an insecure little prig obama really is----now if we could just shut HIM UP!!

    Sites with rants and funnies stories?

    www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
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  • Which type questions do you like the most, ranting, whiny, misleading, funny, serious and academic?

    or which is your favorite type? I like most of them, except the misleading ones.Which type questions do you like the most, ranting, whiny, misleading, funny, serious and academic?
    I like All the above. And I try to put some humor in all my answers. P%26amp;S is a fun forum, and a lot of funny people here. Most of the people here come here for the laid back and relaxed atmosphere.Which type questions do you like the most, ranting, whiny, misleading, funny, serious and academic?
    funny
    anything is fine
    this or that


    short and sweet


    from my contacts


    funny
    REALISTIC!!!!!!!!
    I'll look at them all, and if I think I can help, I will. Otherwise, I move on.





    I like funny and thought provoking the most and spend a lot of time contemplating each, which is why I don't answer as many questions as most.





    The ones that irritate me the most are those where it's obviously a song lyric. I take the time to learn which song, answer, and the questioner picks some cutesy answer. If I do the opposite and provide a funny answer, they pick the one who supplied the song title. Aaarrrggghhh.
    I like the funny ones and most of the current event ones. I don't mind helping people find information they need so I do like the homework category also.
    I love the funny ones. I love to laugh.


    ;)
    I'll answer anything but the ranting ones. They're usually too long and I don't always agree with their opinion. I move onto the next question.
    serious
    Funny. I like random questions the most. Like this one. [:

    Craigslist Personals.. funny rant!?

    I do it just cuz I'm bored and wanting to see what kind of crap guys lay out.


    A few guys know what to say.


    Some guys put too much info out.. it's like woah, save some for the first date. Comes off too strong.


    Some guys are like.. just friends for now.. girls, this is another way of saying... I just want to have sex with you for now.


    Some guys photos are hideous and they look like mugshots.. it's kinda hilarious.


    Some guys have photos where they are posed with other women..mainly pretty blondes. Ok, I'm not a jealous girl.. but others are... very stupid to do. I wonder if they ever get any replies.


    Some guys say the darnest things.. Such as:


    Fresh Out of Prison ...lmao! Are you serious? He even had his prison photo as proof! Of course the post is expired but it was one of the craziest personal ads I have seen yet.


    I know no one is perfect... but damn these guys can't think of anything witty for an ad?Craigslist Personals.. funny rant!?
    The one about the ';Fresh Out Of Prison'; guy is a Gem.Photo as proof!!!Wow,haaahahahahehehehe.You know how to tell it,just love you.Lol.Craigslist Personals.. funny rant!?
    lol wow.......... maybe you can answer my question http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080516212457AAa0Oj4%26amp;pa=FYd1D2bwHTHzJbpvHeI5SKMZOulxD0gzZtZXvQDCnPgI.A--%26amp;paid=asked%26amp;msgr_status=

    Isnt it quite funny the way some conservatives fall for rants about ';liberal hate';?

    Southern Lights 2004 this doesnt apply to you whatsoever.





    Look at the link. Notice:


    1-a pretty dishonest whine that applies to this wife from hell just as fast


    2- The 1st answer telling the truth about getting overreported by conservatives.


    3-Pavlovian response in answer 2


    http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind鈥?/a>





    Im starting to think that liberal means independent minded and conservative means ';gives pavlovian response';


    Whats up with with the double standard?Isnt it quite funny the way some conservatives fall for rants about ';liberal hate';?
    The responses are given to them by Rush, Savage, and Levin. I listen to these shows on occasion, and have heard the hosts call Liberals names and use false statements about Liberals, the next day all the Pavlovas on YA were reiterating from the radio show. It really is a bit like they are brain washed, scary.Isnt it quite funny the way some conservatives fall for rants about ';liberal hate';?
    fall?...nice job superstar..





    file the bull where it belongs
    Good question. I don't have good answer for you.
    You're confusing conservatives and neo-conservatives. Neo-conservatives are the idiots that follow GWB. Conservatives are people who believe strongly in the constitution and following it.





    Neo-cons developed during the re-election of Reagan and continue to be the primary politician type seen in most republican elections. There are some ';true'; conservatists left though, but they're few and far between.
    yes. They fall for things easily. They even fell for Bush's lies. Oh, wait they are still falling.

    I need something funny to rant/argue about any ideas?

    it can be random or something every1's talking about it's for youtube BTW.I need something funny to rant/argue about any ideas?
    Why don't pigs fly?


    by the way whats your screen name- I wanna watch.I need something funny to rant/argue about any ideas?
    thx! that's perfect and my youtube name is: thisisMYTUBEpeople


    link 2 channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/thisisMYTUBEpeople

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    The stupid sonic commercials.

    Is it funny hearing serious political ranting from people like they have experienced it all just find out?

    that they are actually just opinionated female sophomores in high school that barely remember Bush getting voted in the second time?


    Half the time they are trying to school people who are old enough to be their


    grandparents . Gotta love the kids and their worldly wisdom i guess .Is it funny hearing serious political ranting from people like they have experienced it all just find out?
    I'm glad to hear the youth is once again interested in politics. Doesn't matter when they started, it is everyones country not just the oldie but goodies.Is it funny hearing serious political ranting from people like they have experienced it all just find out?
    It's not funny because a lot of it is just recycled opinion they've heard through the media. They don't seem to be able to listen to all points of view, do research of their own, and come up with their own ideas. I don't think this is just young people though.

    Does Bill marr think hes funny with his atheistic anti Christain rants?

    Lets see you make joke about Allah! see what bin Ladin does to your unfunny azzDoes Bill marr think hes funny with his atheistic anti Christain rants?
    Well I gotta admit....I hope Marr's head is the first one to roll when Islam becomes the state religion in California.Does Bill marr think hes funny with his atheistic anti Christain rants?
    Only to himself
    This is true with a lot of ';comedians,'; not just him.


    Because Christians are supposed to ';turn the other cheek,'; they think they can get away with mocking the LORD. They'll find out some day just how ';funny'; they are...
    I'm not a fan of him either. And you are right - it's ';politically correct'; to insult some groups, and not others.





    I take pains to avoid seeing his show.
    Yes and he is funny.





    You poor little victim. It must be terrible for you to have a comedian make fun of you. Have a nice cup of tea and curl up with your good Book and you will feel better.
    Freedom of religion includes not only the right to practice your religion freely, but also the right to be non-religious, irreligious, and even downright anti-religious. I you think Mr Mahar is a moron then you can choose to avoid his programs, even write to his sponsors, just as have many people who find Mr O'Reilly moronic.
    Bill Maher is hysterical!!!!!! I heart him
    Yes--and he is funny. But Bill Marr doesn't rant against Christians--just the religious right ';fundamentalist evangelicals.'; Tehy aren't real Christians--which is why they're a target.
    Wow, THIS post seems like a rant.
    He wont do that. Muslims are a minority religion here. It seems the left minority can do whatever they wish to the right religious majority without repercussions, But if the majority speaks out about anything, they are labeled racists and homophobes. We live in a strange place.
    I do believe he DOES think he's funny. Not that I do, though. I make it a point to avoid listening to his idiotic screeds.
    Of course he does, he's possessed by the devil and is doing his duty to spread evil. He'll evolve when his sorry *ss gets into a real life ending fix.
    Haha...yeah it is only politically correct to poke fun at certain religions (Christianity and Judaism) and not Ok to poke fun at others (Islam)....interesting....very interesting.......
    I would think that if someone had strong enough faith, they could handle someone joking about their religion.





    I'm a Christian, and he doesn't bother me. My relationship with God is between me and God - I don't need ANYONE else to approve of it.





    Why do you?
    Very true.





    So much for being open minded and excepting others for what they believe in.
    whats funny what he says is true most of the time
    lighten up





    else wise you are no different than the TALIBAN





    this is America





    doesn't you TV have an off button?
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  • Do you think my rants are funny? Something you can relate to? Or am I just mean and heartless?

    I love you Natalie, don't ever go away......Do you think my rants are funny? Something you can relate to? Or am I just mean and heartless?
    Some are funny and most are over the top.Do you think my rants are funny? Something you can relate to? Or am I just mean and heartless?
    your face is turning blue are you okay?
    I think you are really funny and amusing.Keep it up!!
    Whales and Dolphins.





    (I mean, mean and heartless.)
    i think they are both ... they are related and rants and heartless... though i have never read one... where do i go
    Yes you are funny.
    you're just lame ~ nobody cares
    you are just perfect
    why do i see u answers almost everyones questions?
    You are hysterical. Yes, I can relate. Keep it up, Natalie!
    Everyone needs to vent,you don't seem mean at all.
    You're funny Nat!
    just mean and heartless. ; )
    Why can't mean and heartless be funny?
    Well I think your very funny ...

    Funny short rants anyone??

    I need some origanal short rants, not copyed from FullMetal Alchemist. This year i decided to Go as Edward Elric from Fma and need some short rants to yell at people when they call me short cause i'm the same size as Ed. I want them to be funny and origanal,I don't like to use the one's from FMA cause everyone's already heard them before.Funny short rants anyone??
    What do you mean I'm not tall enough for this ride?





    Oh, I get it now I'm some sort of amoeba, impossible to see without a microscope.





    So now I'm some sort of appetizer to be dumped in cocktail sauce.





    You must think I'm fun sized, well I'll show you fun.





    Like a single grain of sand through the hourglass, that is the length of my size.





    Oh I see the big oak tree can't find it in themselves to talk to the little weed.





    I don't care the bigger animals always go extinct anyway, plus they have smaller brains.





    What do you mean I should still be using a child seat?





    What do you mean I'm short a step off the curb would be suicidal?





    Are you trying to say I'm some rare species of blonde smurf?





    What do you mean I pose for trophies?





    Oh I get it, I don't belong here. I should be in a tree making you cookies.





    I'm not that funny but there you go. I'll try to think of some more.Funny short rants anyone??
    uh, hey. the sun rules? ummm... she's cosplaying as a short character, who (in the animated TV series) is often called short, so he frequently goes on rants about his height... it's not a bullying thing, it's really funny thing for an anime convention...

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    If you are a girl, then I suggest you should just stand up for yourself and people will stop. People will respect your feelings if you just stand up to them espically if you're a girl. Good luck to you though, some of the short girls that I use to know did this, and not only did they succeed. But it also helped build their self-esteem and eventually gave them a nice boyfriend.
    Ooops! I didn't realize I stepped into behemoth-ville!!!









    What sports person said a funny rant that end ';all of us are now dumber for listening to you';?

    That was actually from the movie Billy Madison.





    ';Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.';

    Why does john cena never do his funny rapping rants anymore?

    they defined him and made him interesting like in these vids


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY92lGSs_鈥?/a>


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrUdn5KWP鈥?/a>


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDDEfARLw鈥?/a>Why does john cena never do his funny rapping rants anymore?
    yea they were funny, but thats not his gimmick anymoreWhy does john cena never do his funny rapping rants anymore?
    because his raps were offending people. The WWE said he could still rap, but coould not freestyle, and he'd have to write down what he wanted to say, but he did not feel like doing that, because he said he wanted to ';keep it real';. He still raps backstage though.
    I know you should see this one too


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hhnVPTrr鈥?/a>
    Because he gained a lot of popularity and kids started to watch so he had to change his gimmick to superman. This is coming from a Cena fan
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAeQiLmE鈥?/a>
    omg, he's not a rapper anymore he has a marine and superman gimmick although he's not doing that right now.
    Because there are 34893478934789 other people who do the gimmick better.
    because cena sucks
    his rapper gimmick was awesome








    now he is just some wanna be marine

    Where can i find some funny angry rants?

    I get a kick out of listening to some funny angry rants, for example all of the Foamy's Rants, Zero Punctuation, or even the stand up comedy of Christopher Titus. Anyone know any other good people who have got some clever angry rants?Where can i find some funny angry rants?
    there are quite a few good comedians who can rant on and on. one of them, which i enjoy watching. (on youtube) is brian regan. some of his popular sketches are ';stupid in school';Where can i find some funny angry rants?
    Angry German Kid! If you haven't seen that, then you haven't seen anything! ---%26gt; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1鈥?/a>





    And this one kid gets a truck for his 16th birthday and gets so mad that he beats it with a bat!----%26gt; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1mTH6t97鈥?/a> (Too be 100% honest, i kinda think that's staged)





    and here's the same kid freaking out after his Mom canceled his World of Warcraft account----%26gt; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4gGsl0ZO鈥?/a> (I think that might be staged too, but it's hilarious!)





    I'm guessing that you've already seen Chris Crocker's ';Leave Britney Alone'; Vid, but in case you haven't----%26gt; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZAr9E8i3鈥?/a>
    Bill Hicks had some funny rants.





    You should check out fupenguin dot com too.


    The whole site is nothing but angry rants about cute animals.
    Dennis Miller wrote books full of them.
    Every episode of Megas XLR.
    Lewis Black